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Nomophobe

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.
Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.
by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015
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Hoemophobe

A person who fears or hates hoes.
"There's a hoe over there! Hide me before I catch her AIDS!"
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.
by ThatOneGuatemalan October 8, 2015
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homophobia

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.
by jlvwii July 18, 2020
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Homophobia

It's what people think means fear of gay people even tho litteraly homo is man and phobic is fear of so no I don't have a fear if men
Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic

Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat

Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise
by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022
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homohobo

n. a gay man who sleeps in a different place every night, but never at his apartment.
He slept with Andrew on Tuesday, John on Wednesday, and Tom on Thursday. He's such a homohobo.
by Too Awesome March 3, 2011
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Homophobia

Something that doesn't exist
Homophobia
- Not a thing is just normality
by sdffsdsdffdss December 5, 2022
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Homophobia

If I am homophobic or if I have homophobia then I have the fear of humans.
by DoubAnon July 31, 2021
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