Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.

“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”

by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022

Houston

The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.

“Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”

by AdmiralHous March 24, 2022

Houston Hotbox

The act of getting killed by the smoke/chemical fumes of a industrial accident. Named for the multitude of industrial accidents that have occurred in the area around Houston, Texas.

Person 1: My man got Houston Hotboxed in that plant fire
Person 2: And that's why a house next to a chemical plant is a bad idea

by inhaleball April 7, 2021

Logan houston

An amazingly attractive man, six foot tall and 'very' intelligent

Damn, that Logan houston is very hot.

by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021

Standby Houston

The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.

Standby Houston proudly bringing you decaf.

by G81 May 5, 2021

Houston Hairball

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025

Gustavo el luevo le gus gustav houston

Abbeys dog

Gustavo el luevo le gus gustav houston is fat

by Hamstershoiss August 24, 2025