The participant must first hyperventilate, then while vigorously masturbating crouch down and begin snorting. Just before reaching climax leap into the air. By follow these events you have completed 'The Houston', which leads into the hospital.
by Cockulus Wankulus November 30, 2020
Get the The Houstonmug. Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.
by StormBread September 18, 2021
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by riverdthecactus September 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Houstonmug. Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool
by Pierce is cool September 2, 2020
Get the Houstonmug.