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Hog Logger

DANG DAT NIGGAH GOT A HOG LOGGER!
by Underground_BANDIT April 30, 2009
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hog masturbator

A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.
Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
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hog print

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To hit the bare penis on the forehead of a newly arrived member to the group or unit. An initiation enacted when new members attend their first FTA. Occasionally after being chased across the Mojave Desert and are completely expended of energy and the will to fight or flight any longer. The person is held on the ground flat on their back while the hog printer hits the forehead of the hog printee with his bare penis. Sometimes after the penis is pressed upon a stamp pad of black ink a hog stamp is created. The hog stamp is used to mark the forehead of the ones that claim it will not happen to them. May only be conducted by those previously printed into the group.
Sometimes the result of a good rooting
What the hell's a hog print? Oh you will find out. It will take more than just you guys to hog print me!
Bring the ink pad we're gonna hog print this fucker!
After rooting the dumbass we decided to hog print him.
by Bolerango January 16, 2013
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Hog humper

A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.
Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013
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Hog time

Someone who constantly running 5-10 min late.
Jim and bill won’t be here for another 10 minutes. They’re on hog time
by Cecil Hogg November 14, 2018
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HOG Daddy

“He’s the HOG Daddy of that biker club!”
by Roadrunner 503 March 10, 2019
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Hog Heaven

Hog Heaven- When a person is in a situation or created circumstances which is beneficial to themselves, they are living in hog heaven!

Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
Jonathan doesn't work or pay rent, his girlfriend supports him, so he's living in hogs heaven!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
by I AM HOTEP! March 30, 2019
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