Hawaiian brew

The taste combination of cum after one eats pineapple and drinks coffee.

I totally let her taste my Hawaiian Brew last night.

by BigBinHD September 8, 2014

Hawaiian Flesh-light

A Pineapple

"Hey Michael, can you grab me that Hawaiian Flesh-light?"

"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."

by 4our2wenty November 12, 2018

Smelly Hawaiian

Term used only by a douchebag to define a race of people from a place he’s never been to.

“Ron hates on smelly Hawaiians because he’s a dumb haole.”
“Dog the bounty hunter is not a smelly Hawaiian, he’s white.”

by Assmami June 8, 2019

Hawaiian wonder cooler

When a person is kicked in the balls until his ball/balls explode. (Testicular torsion) lol not any where close to the true meaning but it's funny. This happened to me, the wife named this
For me... TP

I was kicked in the balls, that bitch gave me a Hawaiian wonder cooler.

by T-ball January 31, 2014

Hawaiian snow

a sex act wherein a rotund Samoan man urinates on a skinny East Asian woman before ejaculating on her face.

Dude, did you hear that Kamakime gave Amie a Hawaiian snow last night?! That shit's insane!

by Mackie Whackey March 8, 2014

Hawaiian roller coaster ride

Having sex on any sort of naval vessel while having sex with a man of Hawaiian origin or decent.

Did you hear about rachel? There's video of her going on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride!

by Jamesthedoctor September 9, 2015

Hawaiian Wolf

A male born on the Island of Maui on the night of the Fire Moon. Gifted by God 1/2 man 1/2 sexy beast. Pursued by many women his mind stays focused on keeping the balance in the cosmos. An unbreakable spirt, his undying love for Aureanna his only weakness.

Ex.1
"When Sharknado was about to fuck shit up the Hawaiian Wolf came and beat that Sharknado ass."
Ex.2

Woman1 "that Hawaiian Wolf guy is the sexiest man I've ever seen!"

Woman2 "I wish I were Aureanna so I could have myself some Wolf Dick"

Woman1 "I heard he transforms back and forth when he cums"

Woman2 "I want puppies!"

by GoodJuJus December 28, 2014