thumbing-the-gums

A scholarly term for female masturbation.

"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."

by Nora J. April 24, 2010

blue gum

a racist term for a black person

look at how black that blue gum is.

by gdtms May 21, 2018

Gum Smuggling

When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.

Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?

Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)

Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?

by wheredyougo June 6, 2009

gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.

Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.

by Dexter FIshbourne January 15, 2016

gum fishing

When Person A has a piece of gum hidden in their mouth, and Person B decides to find it... With their tounge...

Oh my God! Did you see John and Amanda go gum fishing? I about puked!

by PopeyesBisquits January 21, 2018

Morning Gum

When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.

Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.

by Klara Kash May 23, 2013

Gum slinger

An elderly woman with false teeth that is more than eager to perform oral sex i.e. give head.

When Pearl's dentures come out, she's about to suck the life out of ya. Better watch it.... She's a real gum slinger.

by Jbake6669 September 25, 2020