plasma grenade

An entertaining weapon in the video game "Halo". Can create hours of fun or piss the hell out of your friends. Have a tendency to stick to things and then blow the absolute living shit out of them.

Master chief:*chuck plasma grenade on grunt*
Grunt: "Not again!!!!!!!"

by el scorcho October 31, 2004

toilet grenade

The act of straining to have a bowel movement to the point of nearly passing out and then having a release that explodes and covers the entire inside of the toilet.

Robert came into the office and warned everyone not to go into the unisex bathroom because he tossed in a toilet grenade and that it needed a cleaning crew.

by superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

Giggle Grenade

farts are funny. their like comedy coming out of your ass. So if you fart in your hand and then throw it in someones face. You just gave them a Giggle Grenade

i was in the back seat of a car and threw a giggle grenade in Dale's face. Everyone Giggled

by Bucky Brewster January 5, 2010

Grenade Launcher

A Bro's girlfriend who pushes her ugly friends on the Bro's Bro.

Bro: Yo you wanna hangout with my girl and her friend tonight?
Other Bro: I don't know Bro is your girl a grenade launcher?

by Borickly November 4, 2011

AIDS Grenade

A bloody tampon from a woman diagnosed with AIDS

Susan is on her period and the dog keeps eating her AIDS Grenades

by Morbidpete October 12, 2018

Grenade Dick

When a guy has an erection with so much blood flow that it literally feels like his penis is about to explode. It is generally quite painful.

"The pain of grenade dick makes it much more difficult to conceal my hard-on than a typical erection."

by The Real Mister Mister August 24, 2017

Trojan Grenade

When your initial assumption about the level of attractiveness of any given girl in tights, from the back, is proven drastically wrong when she turns around and reveals she is actually a grenade.

Guy1: Dude, look at that girl and her tights. She's so hot.
Guy2: Nah dude, she's a trojan grenade. Wait for her to turn around.

Girl1: Ugh, and she looked so good from the back...
Guy1: Yeah, that's a trojan grenade.

by Anti-Buzzkill Laws March 22, 2011