rail grabber

When you take a dump so large but you have to grab the handicap rail to get it all out

I just went to the bathroom, and that was a real Rail grabber

by Kirk F July 26, 2020

harble garble

A phrase used to express general annoyance or an unwillingness to do something.

Jerry's Mom: Hey, have you done your math homework yet?
Jerry: Harble garble...

by waffle lord September 18, 2020

Bowl Grabber

To hold a wine glass by the "Bowl" and not the "Stem." Considered a faux pas because holding the glass this way can change the temperature of the wine.

Look at that bowl grabber; I bet he doesn't know his Châteauneuf-du-Pape from his Vaqueras .

by NichBG September 26, 2020

Floor Grabber

when you’re taking a massive or painful shit for example after eating taco bell and you feel trapped so you lean forward and grab the floor as if it will help

oh my got i just took such a massive shit, it was floor grabber level

by smellypewwbs May 5, 2022

penis grabber 2000

I have no friends so this is the only way i can have fun with my nonexistent friends

I am a penis grabber 2000

by MyPickle123 August 21, 2022

Goshen Grabber

A more painful sexual act than “cupping the balls” but not too dissimilar.

It involves a Beacon, peanut butter, and a man named Abe.

Lemiddle could no longer tea bag his victims as Abe had performed the Goshen Grabber on him.

by Danily September 11, 2022

transit garble

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!

friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023