Goon

Cheap cask wine, often consumed by teens at parties with the soul purpose of getting very drunk, very fast. The Goon is removed from the cask and transported in the internal "Goon Sack".

I was just drinking some goon. Tasted awful, but got me off my tits.

by pelaco December 14, 2009

goonah

a big shit that stinks really bad. origional: a aborigional word.

rebecca and josh,you guys stink like goonah on toast!

by The Masta Goonah August 30, 2006

GoodNooning

What you tell someone when it is exactly noon. 12:00pm
Good Afternoon is AFTER.
Good Morning is BEFORE.
So what about when its on the dot ?!

GOOD NOONING !

*wake up & look at the clock*
Clock: 12:00pm
*text bestfriend, boyfriend, whoever*
: goodnooning ! :)

Friend: goodmorning !
You: noo, goodnooning !

by danikaxlynn June 1, 2011

ghetto goon

a boy who has nothing better to do than post up on a wall and holla at girls cuz he thinks he's the shiznit

Dang, the ghetto goons kepep cumin back even after we diss them

by ViciousMiss November 6, 2003

Hello Goodnight

being so drunk that you will pass out and not remeber.

Shane: Hello Goodnight
Joe: He must be real f*d up and about to pass out... What a night!!

Hello Goodnight!!! im drunk as hell

by a42bballa September 23, 2009

Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.

I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

goon

Wow, you guys have no clue. "Goon" is gang terminology for a low level gang member (fyi, gangs have a hierarchy). These low level gang members are usually the street drug runners who work for a boss that is much less visible than them. For this reason certain things are implied in a goon's responsibilities : the goon's are more visible so they "take the fall" for their bosses if some transactions were discovered by police - the goon would take the arrest and never snitch on his boss. The boss (usually much older ) would usually bail the goon out of prison if he should be caught on a job. The boss keeps himself as far away from the "prosecutable action" as possible (see young joc's ref to this when he says "keep my hands clean cause I never touch dope" ). For this purpose of taking the fall, goons are usually preferred to be younger and are often under 18 (to avoid having to be charged/serve time as an adult if caught). Another purpose other than deals is carrying out hits - the goon will never admit who he works for - this helps so that if he is suspected for a murder, it's hard to prove because there is no motive. In a gang organization (fyi gangs are organizations for organized crime just like the mophia, they just don't get that same dark honor for... some reason). This is what is being referred to in Plies's song when he says "born a real nigga, but I'mma die a goon".
And by lil wayne in "A mille" when he says, "I go by them goon rules: if you can't beat'm then you drop'm". FYI Plies, lil wayne, bird man, and gucci man are all Bloods (see lil wayne's verse in shory lo's "they know" remix when he says, "Su-Wu gang, and if you aint wit it then you in the food chain.." (su-wu is a term for blood gang members).

I'm a real goon - I'll die for my boss and die before I snitch.

by rayneman April 10, 2008