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jitter gooning

Tying a rope to your penis and attaching the rope to a door while opening/closing the door rapidly.
Last night I heard Jason jitter gooning in the bathroom
by BylrBr December 31, 2024
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Hyper-Gooning

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth
"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"
by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025
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Time-Gooning

The act of using the mystic arts in tandem with the Time Stone to endlessly goon.
Yo bro, I've been Time-Gooning with the Ancient One.
by MoistureGorilla January 13, 2025
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Gladiator Gooning

To engage in a battle of gooners till the death in a Greek/Roman style arena.
Theseus was the champion of Gladiator Gooning in 450 BC
by StriderPoopie January 28, 2025
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Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind
Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish
by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025
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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025
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Ethical Gooning

Ethical gooning is a form of gooning where the individual only consumes porn and other forms of NSFW media in a way where:

1. All characters are canonically (or clearly by their depiction) 18+.

2. They know, understand, and like the character beyond their mere sexual appeal.

3. They do their best to credit artists and other creators if they edit or repurpose their work.

Overall, the ethical gooner cares for and derives pleasure from other things beyond mere objectification or blind consumption of porn and NSFW media.

This is to especially juxtapose themselves to forms of gooning, where individuals that generate ignorance and mindsets that sexualize and objectify everything due to their blind consumption.
Person 1: I like Yor Foger because she's a cool character with an amazing character in SpyXFamily while being hot as fuck. You only like her for the later. We are not the same.

Person 2: Aren't all are you crusty gooners the same?

Person 1: No, I engage in ethical gooning unlike others.
by Jack Yoth February 2, 2025
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