Goober

A small person that is known for crawling around on walls and ceilings.

Jay: WHAT IS JASPER DOING ON THE CEILING??

Luci: Man Jasper, you're such a funny goober!

by TheArcIsBuilt January 6, 2023

goober

a peanut

will, you are such a goober!

by kevely and sam March 8, 2003

Goober

A person who is a combination of a Loser, idiot, clutz, bigot, naive, arrogant, oblivious and generally lacking insight to the world, very opinionated but is never perceived as a smart or charismatic.

This person will often find him/her self in awkward situations, often without realising it. Someone who will say inappropriate things at the wrong time and thinks its all cool.

A: "Did you hear nathan talking about how great his new headphones were to the grooms mother"?
B: "Yeah what a goober"

A: "That dude is walking around the beach chatting up every chick with his ridiculous hat"
B:"Yeah what a goober"

A:"I spent my day driving around in my new car to see who would look twice"
B:"Dude its a 1993 Mazda 121 you fucking goober"

by chabibii October 8, 2013

Goober

Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.

"Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny."
"Well, green beans are so. . .yea."

by rainydaynaps September 26, 2012

Thao smells goob

The act of a fine young and pretty lady adding the word "goob" to the end of "thao smells" in order to change the sentance. "Thaos" are usually hot, skinny, of vietnamese origin, and stupid, hence the spelling error in "good."

This game is really goob, this pizza is goob aswell, damn, I smell goob.

by Thaominator Exterminator August 29, 2004

goob

1. A person commiting a generally stupid or pointless act.
2. Slang term generally used as an insult for a person who is not liked by the user of the word.

1. What a goob Steve is for drinking that much.
2. That guy is a goob, I hate him.

by Abaleon September 1, 2008

goobar

a random word I pulled out of my ass

you are all my puppets! dance dance DANCE! I am the drunken avenger of the night stalking women mugging people killing sluts and stabbing small animals.

by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004