by Hole in 1 February 1, 2020
Get the Golf swingermug. by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021
Get the golf treemug. In the world's best sport aka Golf, the Golf Gestapo is an overzealous Starter or Course Marshal. They'll harass you over arriving early, bitch for wanting seperate carts, micromanage your scramble, search your gear for hidden beer, or any number of things that make them feel like they have some power in life. The word was famously coined from the comedic duo M.B. & T.M. at Hodge Park in Kansas City Missouri
*Us coming out of the club house*
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"
M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"
Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."
M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."
Starter: "Receipt or no play."
M.B.: "Jawohl!"
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"
M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"
Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."
M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."
Starter: "Receipt or no play."
M.B.: "Jawohl!"
by WalterWWhite December 13, 2022
Get the Golf Gestapomug. Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.
Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.
Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!
by MrManmosa June 23, 2019
Get the golf ratmug. The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.
by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017
Get the prison golfmug. Code-golf is a competition to solve a particular programming problem in the fewest bytes of source code.
by GoodProgrammer December 21, 2021
Get the code golfmug. When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.
by EmuOperative September 30, 2021
Get the hipster golfingmug.