Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

goldfish memory

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024

Goldfish

Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.

You’re such a goldfish!how can you forget my birthday??I don’t t wanna talk to you anymore (>_<)

by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024

Goldfish syndrome

A condition that makes people easily lose memory

Omg do you have Goldfish syndrome or something you always forget things

by Dr phil 664 May 1, 2024

Goldfish fart

When your butt cheeks are pressed together and you pass gas and the air has no way to escape except out through your pussy lips . And it bubbles like bloop bloop

I was sitting at my desk and I thought I had to fart turns out it was a goldfish fart.

by Krispichick January 23, 2025

Goldfishing

To switch to somewhat related topics from one main topic.

During our debate, John defeated my points by goldfishing to crime rates from behavioral issues in teens.

by Geotod January 30, 2026

Goldfish Dick

When a man fucks someone that is constipated anally and the shit goes up the dicks urethra. Then when the man goes to pee, a strand of shit comes out the dick instead. Looking like when a goldfish is pooping.

I fuck this bitch that had to take a shit and now I got goldfish dick!

by Bobby Sirhc January 13, 2026