gold bond

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

Gold Bron

The act of clapping your hands together in an upward motion with large quantities of Gold Bond on them before you apply it to the area that needs relief. Screaming is optional.

Brian- "You ready for that four mile nature walk?"
Jason- "Not until I Gold Bron up!"
Dean- "That's a good idea."

by WhiskyNick July 7, 2011

lopa-goal

A goal in futbol (or American Soccer) that is scored not off of skill, but by luck and/or freak circumstance.

*A ball is lightly kicked at the goalie, and goes through his legs for a goal*

Announcer: Oh no! Its a lopa-goal!

*A ball is deflected by a defender into his own goal*

Announcer: Oh my, another lopa-goal

by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

doo wop gold

While having sex with a woman from behind, ejaculate, catch it and proceed to style her hair with it making a 50's style hairdo. Then pee on her head.

You need to do something new with your hair. How about the doo wop gold?

by andou May 1, 2010

Slice Of Fried Gold

Usually a British or Irish term. It means something Extremely good or appealing. Heres an explanation of the words
Slice- as in a slice of pie, which is very appealing
Fried - Everyone loves fried food
Gold - Fuck, who doesnt love gold?
So, therefore, Slice of fried gold means something that when you see it, you melt in your pants

Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

by The Sicilian Sledgehammer November 22, 2005

Gold digger

Some girl who dates a guy only for his or his family's wealth.

That girl Brittany is such a gold digger! She only likes nathen for his money lol!

by Swaggerman March 1, 2015

gold gold

similar in meaning to black gold, but instead of referring to crude oil, refers to nacho cheese coming out of the ground.

Person 1: "Have you heard of nacho cheese bubbling out of the ground?"
Person 2: "You mean like 'black gold'?"
Person 1: "No, GOLD gold!"

by sungodRa April 22, 2008