Semen Goggles

A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.

"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "

by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014

Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.

I have some serious beard goggles for him!

by namepersonface August 10, 2014

daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.

Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.

by DROD76 October 28, 2015

Vasectomy Van Gogh

When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.

If you are impotent anyway, give yourself a vasectomy Van Gogh to shut that stupid bitch up.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

CMA goggles

The lowering of standards when picking a female at the California Maritime Acedemy as a result of the shortage of women as well as the shortage of good-looking women.

Similar to the phenomenon of Triton Eye that occurs on the UCSD campus.

Yeah you have the CMA goggles on full time now, dude.

by phoenix.protocol October 30, 2010

Riya gogoi

She is Daughter of Arnab Goswami and she is a youtuber . She wants to marry devdutt padikkal but she is dating her cousin. Riya wants to eat dank rishu.

Riya gogoi

by Mein normie hu November 21, 2020

Boob Goggles

When a girl is made substantially more attractive by the size of her breasts.

God she's hot!

What you on about?

Don't worry he's got his boob goggles on... he'll get over it.

by Fighting the increasing majority January 3, 2009