Girlfriendervention

Girlfriendervention (noun) : A girlfriend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of your girlfriend's participation in a relationship with you, or to arrest the romantic girlfriendship of a friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Girlfriendervene)

Mike knew a girlfriendervention was in order when he found the bunny in the pot on the stove.

by jlkred September 1, 2009

Girlfriend

You came to find your ideal girl here because you don't have one and will never find one

Boy 1: I looked for Girlfriend on the Urban Dictionary
Boy 2: Let me guess, you feel worse now?
Boy 1: Yup

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by Blazing_Fire_ April 9, 2016

Girlfriend

Something that you will never have.

"Imagine being stupid like Bobby"
"Yeah, I heard he doesn't even have a girlfriend"

by Snifflypig August 4, 2020

MMO Girlfriend

The girl you commonly hang out with while in-game of your favorite massively multi-player online role-playing game. Her irl boyfriend plays an MMORPG, but she doesn't like the one he plays, so she happens to play the one you like. This results in you and your MMO Girlfriend spending more time with each other than with your irl relationships. You are either single irl, or your irl girlfriend/wife does not play MMOG's, in which case you will soon be single irl. You are not allowed by your MMO Girlfriend to complete quests or advance level without her, so you will likely create at least one other alternate toon to play while she is offline.

To your friends in Vent, this relationship is especially comical if you chose to make your in-game character a female, and your MMO Girlfriend chose to make her toon a male. This is actually a very common occurrence, due to the male player's desire to create an attractive toon to stare at, and the female player's desire to remain largely unidentifiable as a female irl.

by Mixel Cores March 18, 2011

future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life

That special person that fate, destiny, the cosmos, has placed on our paths, but not necessarily at the right time or place. The person we most care about--whether we are aware of it or not--the person that most moves us in body, mind, and soul. Dare I say a soul mate. The one special we have to bare the pang and scorn of 1000 years to behold for a fleeting instance in perfect time.

Andy played her voice message, and the volume was set too high. Everyone heard her voice and he blushed. "They all heard your voice" he said, and Ally responded, "tell them I'm your future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life."

by Fuzzypanda May 24, 2014

Girlfriend Experience

When an escort offers a service more akin to a 'real' relationship rather than just sex. The escort may go with the payer to dinner / the movies etc and engage in conversation, kissing and so forth, before retiring for sex (as what might occur when dating). Men who indulge in such Girlfriend Experiences with escorts are said to be enjoying The Hobby.

It's get the Girlfriend Experience - I don't need to try to impress her - she'll come out with me on the town and later I get garunteed sex. But she is still a prostitute, it costs me." ... "What's the difference between that and when you were going out with my sister?

by RevJ September 17, 2010

girlfriend without benefits

An extremely close female friend whom you treat like a girlfriend (hugging, jokingly hitting on each other, hanging out all the time), but, for whatever reason, you never get physical.

1: So you two are dating, right?
2: Haha! No, I can see why you'd think that, but she's more like my girlfriend without benefits.

1: Wait, I thought you guys were going out!
2: Oh hells no, I'm (dating someone else/not into him like that/actually gay/whatever). I'm just his girlfriend without benefits.

by RynW November 1, 2009