When a person obtains; a Brown Belt, a Grey Belt, a Red Belt, a Violet Belt, a White Belt, and a Yellow Belt. Note 1: when a person obtains a Gold Belt they are considered an elite peer, and must be provided with a 2-3 free drinks when at a bar starting from the date they received the Gold Belt. Unfortunately, a female with a Gold belt would probably be called harsh names. Note 2: to get a Gold Belt one does not require a Titanium Belt, but if they have both they are considered a legend. There story must be told, and they must receive gifts of no less than $10.00CAD on each of their remaining Birthdays. A female with both the Gold and Titanium Belts would probably be severely called hozilla; sucks to be female.
Jordan, thru one hundred encounters with women, reached the GOLD Belt stature by obtaing his Brown, Grey, Red, Violet, White, and Yellow Belts. He is now a godlike creature.
by Boxhead October 8, 2004
Get the GOLD Beltmug. A gold digger is basically a female who admires successful men as opposed to mediocre and unaccomplished men. She lives by the code "lack of money can't buy love and happiness" She is the exact opposite of a "ditch digger" (a female who chases poor males). Then there is the "silver digger" who chases middle-class males probably because she feels she can't compete on a higher level with the caliber of females who score accomplished men. Self esteem problem.
While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.
Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.
While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.
Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.
"Hahhaah look at successful nerd who worked hard with his life. He is now rich and successful and his trophy wife is nothing but a GOLD DIGGER! hahaha"-Jock and his trailer trash wife.
"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.
"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.
by Hentor Axe September 5, 2008
Get the gold diggermug. by centralcalifas September 16, 2008
Get the pussy of goldmug. A creature obtained in Final Fantasy by far too much inbreeding. Mostly retarded, they can't tell the difference between any terrain they walk on.
by Jarrod, June 26, 2005
Get the Gold Chocobomug. A gold rush commenced when James Marshall found a small gold nugget and the word of the discovery spread.
by Golden Robot March 18, 2017
Get the gold rushmug. A town near Rancho Cordova. Many houses are color coordinated (brown) and the grass is always perfect. The town consists of old retirees who enjoy the routine life of going to Starbucks and the Gold River Racquetball Club or usually very nice but spoiled children. A very safe place to live but very sheltered. No partiers or people who want to have fun should live here
Gold River citizen: "What do you want to do today?"
'Well yesterday I woke up in the late morning, went to starbucks for breakfast and then went to the racquetball club so lets do that exact same thing until we're pushing up daisies'
"Sounds good"
'Well yesterday I woke up in the late morning, went to starbucks for breakfast and then went to the racquetball club so lets do that exact same thing until we're pushing up daisies'
"Sounds good"
by werrichbutthereisnotmoregold December 18, 2012
Get the Gold Rivermug. cheap tat of the 9 carat variety, largly available from argos stores. Commonly worn by nasty, cheap tarts with 5 kids and a council flat. their first engagement ring (average age 14) will cost £9.99 and be pure argos gold.
proliferation of it in hastings.
stupidly huge hoop earrings, sovereign rings, necklaces (15 minimum), bracelets, those fucking three inch high clowns and dolls... BLING BLING!!
proliferation of it in hastings.
stupidly huge hoop earrings, sovereign rings, necklaces (15 minimum), bracelets, those fucking three inch high clowns and dolls... BLING BLING!!
"dya know how much dis cost bruv? 200 dollah, square bruv"
"innit nooiice, 'e got it for me off 'is giro, innit?"
"innit nooiice, 'e got it for me off 'is giro, innit?"
by zug May 7, 2004
Get the argos goldmug.