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GLïfe

What's GLïfe? GLïfe is a group of people who loves Money, Cars and Kicks. And of course if you're about that GLïfe, meaning you love money cars and kicks, one day You gon' have a car and YOU gotta name your car any words that starts with the letter “G”. Anything. And why y'all spell Lïfe with two dots? Well, now you're a "GLïfer" meaning a true hustler, and every GLïfer must fall in love with 2 Mill meaning 2 millions. Get it now. Are you a GLïfer now?!

~ GLïfe

And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.

~ The Never $leep
Andrettï ; Ayy Andrew, I heard your loot getting fat?

Andrew; I been getting this loot for years mane! GLïfe me right quick!
by GLïfe March 16, 2018
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Glassian

To be completely fabricated.
Per Stephen Glass.
Person 1: Did you hear about Ryan's humanitarian aid trip to Sierra Leone over the summer?
Person 2: That was glassian, man. He spent the whole time partying in Bali.
by shatteredglass2.0 November 20, 2019
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Glamcore

A style of pornography featuring model-quality actors, natural lighting, minimalist settings, and cinematic HD camerawork. Oftentimes filmed to suggest a romantic storyline, and accompanied by soft instrumental music.
Sites like X-Art, Babes, and Passion HD specialize in glamcore pornography.
by SandM August 29, 2012
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glory meat

The amount of an erect penis showing after both owner's hands have been wrapped around it. To properly measure 'glory meat', one must first get an erection. Then, take the penis in the left hand, being sure the bottom edge of the left hand is flush with the abdomen. Then hold the remaining penis with the right hand, ensuring the bottom edge of the right hand is flush with the top edge of the left hand. Close all fingers and thumbs of both hands. The amount of penis over and above the top edge of the right hand is considered 'glory meat'.

Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.
'John has a small penis. I'll bet the fucker ain't got no glory meat at all!'

'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'
by ben the ten November 25, 2009
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Glizzy Hands

A term used for people whose fingers are unusually large. The term was popularised by Twitch streamer "Atrioc" when his friends make fun of his fingers.
"Those guys over there have such large fingers, we should call them Brandon "Glizzy Hands".
"How do you know they have large fingers?"
"..."
by AtriocPleaseVIPMeLoveYou:) August 26, 2021
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Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.
boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
by kristi ashe April 26, 2005
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GLHB

Good Luck Have Batman
Originally from a Giant Bomb, Bombcast
morphed into an opening for starcraftII play
not coined by lagtv but used in one of their casts

proper response batman batman batman
player1: glhb

Player2: batman batman batman

player1: awesome, i love you
by FormerbobNZ November 30, 2011
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