happy Gilmore

A golf rage quitter or has a running golf hit

He did a happy Gilmore

by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023

Shawn Gilmore

the best boyfriend to Ashe will obly ever date her bc all other girls are so fucking ugky and stupid to him

Shawn Gilmore is Ashes only

by ashe gilmore December 28, 2023

Freaky Gilmore

Happy Gilmore but instead his name is Freaky Gilmore.

And instead of playing golf, he puts golf clubs up his ass.

“Woah Momma, Now that’s what I call a Freaky Gilmore!!!”

by Skibiti Keiler April 27, 2024

Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025