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funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins
look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!
by Gollywobble May 1, 2025
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feces funnel

That joker is a real feces funnel
by Joker Jr December 19, 2022
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funnel

the better frat on burrill ave, not to be mistaken with sigma chi
college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again
by jim March 8, 2005
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minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
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Funnel Suck

When a woman goes down on a man's penis, her lips are so stretched downwards , it makes the appearance of a funnel. The elongate lips are the tip of the funnel, and the rest of her head are the bottom. This is opposite of a kiss sick, where the lips are closer to the face.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How did it go with Charmaine last night?
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!
by brooskitooski September 30, 2025
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Funnel

Where you cum into a girls ass and use a funnel to drink the cum. You can add some ingredients like coke or lemonade if needed
“Hey babe come here so I can funnel you out
by Funneling September 17, 2019
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Cum funnel

An orgy in which 4 people put a tube on their dick that is connected to one hose and inserted in to someone's ass.
Hey bae can the guys come over for a cum funnel?
by The Penetrator 69420 March 19, 2024
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