funky ass bitch

A bitch so heinous that this is the only word to describe her as she is worse than a funky bitch. Is not a bitch who smells rank and disco dances.

"Dude, that funky ass bitch just cut you off!"

by altermeist November 17, 2010

funky broth

The term can be used to describe diarrhea or a mixture of diarrhea and urine. It is usually very hot and smelly.

"Man, I had the runs and just dropped some funky broth in my pants! Gross!"

by WHATEVA March 14, 2005

Funky Friday

Funky Friday was a well known ice skating dance/party in London, UK held at Streatham Ice Skating Rink on Friday evenings/nights which no longer occurs. The popular UK rapper Dave who hails from Streatham uses the lyrics “We come through like Funky Friday and have all of your mandem skating” in his track featuring Fredo, suggesting that Dave himself has been to a Funky Friday and uses his connection with Streatham as a way of associating with this event. It brings a little bit of nostalgia to anyone who grew up in the time when Funky Fridays was still around.

Person 1: There’s an ice skating dance going on it Steatham this evening, wanna come?
Person 2: Oh you mean Funky Friday, that’s a regular occurrence my g.

by Kazziana August 7, 2019

Funky Shizzle

Term created by Aaron to mean "Weird Stuff" or "Crazy Shit". Also the name and URL of his website.

Normal speak: "Duude, thats crazy shit!"
Aaron speak: "Duude, that's Funky Shizzle!"

Normal speak: "Duude, that's some weird stuff ya got there!"
Aaron speak: "Duude, that's some Funky Shizzle ya got there!"

by Aaron Krill September 5, 2005

funky junky

One who is addicted to funky music.

"aww man i'm such a funky junky, sucka"

by fonky monky junky February 27, 2009

funky nut blast

Can be used in an awkward situation or an overall fun setting also a special icecream flavor from the secret menu

1) ava- *trips over something and falls*
klm- thats a funky nut blast

2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast

by therealfunkynutblast August 7, 2018

funky chicken

A girl havin' a really good orgasm. Often used when it's a result of self-masturbation(via toys), but also sometimes used when it's from havin' crazy wild sex. It's called the funky chicken because it's so wild, she's getting all crazy with her body like she's having a seizure or somethin' as she is cumming..

..and you KNO I was doing the funky chicken afta you called...'cause you got me so worked up! Dayum boy!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007