I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
by goodlord! November 24, 2015
Get the And then i fucked her up the ass mug.by RockyTop931 October 16, 2019
Get the Fucked ass up mug.Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.
Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.
Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!
Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.
Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!
Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.
by WeedWizard70 July 4, 2019
Get the Straight Up-Fucked mug.I literally just engaged in sexual intercourse with you, but it was over so soon, you didn't enjoy it. Sorry.
by SadPancakes May 17, 2015
Get the i just fucked you up mug."i up-fucked so much after i licked a herpes infested chin, i thought i was going to have to deep throat tissues to stop the motherfackin' up-fuck.!"
by BETSY SUE 'N' BIG H March 25, 2009
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Get the You Fucked My Head Up mug.1. 100 times worse than being just fucked up...having been very shit-housed (very drunk)
2. Having been very messed up with a potent drug (marijuana, crack, you name it brahh)
3. To have been in a terrible situation, where shit just got real
2. Having been very messed up with a potent drug (marijuana, crack, you name it brahh)
3. To have been in a terrible situation, where shit just got real
1. "Hey home skizzlet last night I might have gotten fucked the fuck up and hooked up with your sister...my b."
2. "So i just took the biggest hit of my life...Im definitely going to be fucked the fuck up after this."
3. "Some hoe just smashed into my car for the 19th time...this situation is pretty fucked the fuck up.
2. "So i just took the biggest hit of my life...Im definitely going to be fucked the fuck up after this."
3. "Some hoe just smashed into my car for the 19th time...this situation is pretty fucked the fuck up.
by Kaybaybaybay October 6, 2009
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