You're not good enough to fuck me but you can do things for me and validate me... And if you don't accept inferiority you're dehumanizing me. This isn't emotional blackmail.
Hym "You're not more emotionally intelligent than anyone and the fact that you and society have been able to successfully emotionally blackmail men into being friends with you isn't evidence of anything. Why? Because they don't have a choice! If they AREN'T willing to be to be your friend they are ACTIVELY DEHUMANIZING YOU! And you can't dehumanize women so... There. They have to settle for the shit-relationship (and they would upgrade to the good relationship if they could) or else they are dehumanizing women. ADDITIONALLY! If your guy friends are inbetween relationships or are hooking up, it isn't really the same as being alone now is it? And those studies showing the sexual satisfaction of lesbians proves me right again. Lesbians are just women pretending to be fat cocks. Do they use dildos? Are they big-fat-cock sized dildos? I'm correct again.
Hym "You're not more emotionally intelligent than anyone and the fact that you and society have been able to successfully emotionally blackmail men into being friends with you isn't evidence of anything. Why? Because they don't have a choice! If they AREN'T willing to be to be your friend they are ACTIVELY DEHUMANIZING YOU! And you can't dehumanize women so... There. They have to settle for the shit-relationship (and they would upgrade to the good relationship if they could) or else they are dehumanizing women. ADDITIONALLY! If your guy friends are inbetween relationships or are hooking up, it isn't really the same as being alone now is it? And those studies showing the sexual satisfaction of lesbians proves me right again. Lesbians are just women pretending to be fat cocks. Do they use dildos? Are they big-fat-cock sized dildos? I'm correct again.
I've addressed this already. And you mock Jordan Peterson but the political conflict between you is nothing more than 'I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR MY DAUGHTER!' and you respond 'But Daddy I'm a big girl now! I should be able to do whatever I want! Everyone should have to be fine with everything I do, forever! HUH!? OH NO! CONSEQUENCES! DADDY! Shield me from consequences! Dispose of my offspring! Make the mean man respect me!' It's embarrassing. If you're going to set the bar for dehumanization that low, that if I'm not willing to live a sexless life and be friends with women, why should I even give a shit? Why not move somewhere where people generally just give a shit less about your want and whim? Sign me up for the sex-trafficing organ-farm breeding camps. I'm already doing the dehumanizing to you by not tolerating the retard sex. Why not go all in? I'm only expendable in-so-far-as I am a hazard to YOU. So, why not just go some place where YOUR wants don't matter? Escape the all-consuming blackhole created by your choice. The friendzone."
by Hym Iam July 7, 2023
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A friendspouse is either:
1. a friend with whom you are so close that you are practically married;
2. a spouse who is also your best friend.
It could also be used as an abbreviated form of "friend or spouse".
1. a friend with whom you are so close that you are practically married;
2. a spouse who is also your best friend.
It could also be used as an abbreviated form of "friend or spouse".
1. People are always saying that Jordan and I are like an old married couple. We can finish each other's sentences, but we don't have sex. I think of him as my friendspouse.
2. Lisa and I were best friends before we got married, so now we're friendspouses.
2. Lisa and I were best friends before we got married, so now we're friendspouses.
by onii-chan-senpai-san November 4, 2023
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A closet homo wants to fuck other men in the ass but says thats not gay.
He is histerical and rage for hours when he is mad.
He was away from chathour for over 1 year after being bullied for being homosexual.
A closet homo wants to fuck other men in the ass but says thats not gay.
He is histerical and rage for hours when he is mad.
He was away from chathour for over 1 year after being bullied for being homosexual.
by nobody.22 January 16, 2025
Get the Friendsinternational mug.A term that originated in 2025 to describe the type of games like Lethal Company and R.E.P.O.
In general, they are co-op multiplayer games that feature proximity voice chat, relying on internal banter for the majority of gameplay enjoyment. On the other hand, a single-player experience doesn't offer much.
In general, they are co-op multiplayer games that feature proximity voice chat, relying on internal banter for the majority of gameplay enjoyment. On the other hand, a single-player experience doesn't offer much.
I wish I could play Lethal Company and R.E.P.O. or just any kind of friendslop with my friends... IF I HAD ANY
by Parasitick April 1, 2025
Get the Friendslop mug.a genre of game which consist on basically getting all your friends to pay a "small" amount of money (usually less than 15 bucks) to play a game which offers a great amount of content for the shit short life span of around 2 weeks they have because players get bored of all the content it has to offer
examples of these games could be fall guys, among us and repo
examples of these games could be fall guys, among us and repo
"that new friendslop game called amogus is neat!! i watched it from kai cenat and you should play it"
by Arleginet April 15, 2025
Get the friendslop mug.A online co-op multiplayer game, generally an "indie horror", intended to be played with your hypothetical friends. It tasks your motley crew with charging headfirst into The Death Zone™ to complete various mundane tasks while surrounded by this season's flavor of not-so-spooky mascots.
The intention behind its design is to generate as many humorous reactions from your friend group as possible, so you'll share the clips with other friends or upload them to the interwebs, generating free advertisements for the game.
Bonus points if the game could be described in a single sentence, starting with "It's Lethal Company but..."
The intention behind its design is to generate as many humorous reactions from your friend group as possible, so you'll share the clips with other friends or upload them to the interwebs, generating free advertisements for the game.
Bonus points if the game could be described in a single sentence, starting with "It's Lethal Company but..."
A: I keep seeing more and more friendslop showing up in my FYP. What the fuck is "Friends with Benefits"?
B: It's Lethal Company but you have sex with your friends.
A: See, it's "online" gaming, but no one can think straight. Wake me up when I'm dead.
B: It's Lethal Company but you have sex with your friends.
A: See, it's "online" gaming, but no one can think straight. Wake me up when I'm dead.
by lodef_ May 29, 2025
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