Fridaying

When you are dying to get out of work/school on Friday and cannot focus on anything work/school related.

I know it's only 10am but I am Fridaying so hard right now.

I have so much work to do but nothing is getting done cause I'm Fridaying .

by AB11726 July 27, 2016

fridackle

An urge to hit someone with a chair

“I want to fridackle you”

by Fridacklemeplease June 11, 2020

Friday kidney

When you shoot out a hard fart or shit and it knocks one of your kindeys loose

"Man I just shot out a Friday kidney."

by YuNg_BrAiDs February 25, 2022

Synthetic Friday

Originally coined on the Chicago Board Options Exchange, a Synthetic Friday occurs on a Thursday preceding a Friday in which the market is closed. Since there is no work on Friday, Thursday essentially becomes like a Friday. The word synthetic is used and derived from an option strategy called a Synthetic Long Stock, in which a trader buys a call and shorts a put, each with the same strike price (there are different variations of this strategy/trade.)

Market Maker A: "The market is closed tomorrow since it is Good Friday."
Market Maker B: "Nice, today's a Synthetic Friday."
Market Maker A: "Let's get bombed."

by SyntheticFriday April 1, 2010

Plaid Friday

An alternative to Black Friday; Plaid Friday encourages people to do their holiday shopping with locally owned and independent businesses the day after Thanksgiving. Created in 2009 in Oakland, CA and adopted in New England in 2010.

E.F. decided to buy all his holiday gifts from his towns independent retailers on Plaid Friday this year, instead of trekking to the mall for Black Friday

by Somerville Local First November 24, 2010

Margarita Friday

An office tradition wherein a group of employees, usually in the computer programming field, will go to lunch at a Mexican restaurant and pound over-priced, over-sugared margaritas for 2 hours. The most common outcome is that absolutely nothing gets done at work between the hours of 8am - 11:30 am and again from 2pm - 4pm. Friday was historically the day that this happened, but more modern workplace environments can see this on any day of the week. After 2pm you may find more seasoned Margarita Fridayers at the closest bar to the restaurant hitting on the day staff.

IT'S FUCKING MARGARITA FRIDAY BITCHEZ!!! IS ON THE BORDER OPEN YET???

by scooterlover June 9, 2014

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by Sage QB March 19, 2021