finda

A contraction of "fixing to"

I'm finda get my drink on.

by Whackmaster January 6, 2008

Findlay

Orange Poo Man

Findlay is a orange poo

by Jaiskoshdps April 20, 2020

flandangling

verb. (to flandangle) Literally, the act of going commando in a flight suit, although more commonly used to describe any situation where a mans testicles bounce around freely, usually when freeballing.

Captain Rogers had a smirk on his face at the staff meeting yesterday, indicating that he was probably flandangling.

-or-

Joe ran track in his boxers, which resulted in some wicked flandangling.

by MajorHassell December 14, 2008

Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.

Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.

by laura3450 August 2, 2009

Fland

A glove, particularly one disposable in nature, filled completely with the custardary dessert flan.

Upon returning home from the buffet, Daniel emptied his pockets and placed his fland in the refrigerator.

by CaptainGeorge December 5, 2021

Find God

A phrase used to identify someone who is stupid and downbad horny thinking id do this dumb shit. That is why you should "FInd God"

I just clicked on villainouzz's linktree and saw the Onlyfans tab, i was expecting to see sum dick but instead I need to FIND GOD

by nkjasdnikadbiasndias October 25, 2022

finduckles

(n) something that is ridiculous
(adj) describing something that is ridiculous
(n) pooping on a stoop

Man, That bitches ass was finduckles

Man, that ninja's behavior was finduckles

"Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and poop on your stoop"
"Man, that's finduckles"

by SkeeterRama December 13, 2006