flabbergap

To be left with nothing in mind

After the presentation, the boy was flabbergaped.

She was fabbergapted when I took her ring back.

by Jigamari May 21, 2019

flabberblasted

When a girl tosses a guys salad and he farts.

I accidentally flabberblasted in her face, and she didn’t break up with me. What a keeper.

by kittygirl9087654 July 16, 2019

flabberghatsojacksoning

The task of giving a word of complete nonsense some very specific meaning.

"Flabberghatsojacksoning is the task of giving a word consisting of nonsense a specific meaning"

"You're saying if i were to give doeypancakethingy the meaning of eating a pancake at unreasonable speeds, i'd be Flabberghatsojacksoning?"
"Yes"

by TheNonsenseGuy69 January 7, 2020

Flabbered

Flabbered is a word that you use when describing something you love.

omg her shirt looks good! she flabbered today!

by mattybrap August 31, 2020

Flabbered

The word flabbered orginated as AAVE on black twitter in 2017, it means surprised or shook. Though not commonly used anymore its arose on tiktok as a second rebirth.

Her makeup so good... Im flabbered. Periodt

by Shaneisha August 31, 2020

flabbergagged

Gay slang for the supreme form of being gagged. Gagged beyond being speechless and astonished.

1) Sis read you so hard I’m literally flabbergagged.
2) You left me flabbergagged with your performance last night!
3) I CANNOT believe you just did that, I AM FLABBERGAGGED!

by Jarěd October 31, 2020

Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female

Fuck you flabber cake

by Super motet November 28, 2020