fitness

The most important thing you can have. Without fitness, your a fat homosexual who sits around all day watching movies on your computer and eating cheezits. To be fit is to be god.

Can also be used to replace words like "good", and "skilled"

Guy 1: "Wan't to go get something to eat?"
Fitness Guy: "FITNESS!"

Guy 1: "I think we should take the bus to the movie"
Guy 2: "Nah, that wouldn't be very fitness"

by GingerJewRatHallMonitor. May 3, 2009

witness the fitness

A backronym from WTF, used as the name for the Regional Health and Wellness Centre at the University of Lethbridge. Despite its attempts to capitalize on the risqueness of using the acronym for the centre, students have rather taken on the trend of saying "Witness the Fitness!" where social situations may not allow the word fuck, or comedy dictates more than simply WTF

Witness the fitness is with the name for that waste of money health centre?!

by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 13, 2006

fitnessy

Being awesome or good at something.

You can't come, you're not fitnessy enough.

OMG, that's so not fitnessy.

by AwkwardTwortle January 19, 2014

fitness ricer

A person who dresses in exercise attire in public places despite having no intention of performing any actual exercise.

The Lance Armstrong wannabe fitness ricer hopped in his trusty Honda Civic after a grueling round of grocery shopping.

by kirkandorules April 12, 2015

fitness stain

The area of perspiration on an individual's pants/shorts in the butt-crackal or taintal region made visible to the eyes of the surrounding audience; most commonly associated (but not necessarily) with strenuous activities - such as working out.

Hey dude. . . before we go out in public, you gotta do something about that gnarly fitness stain you have goin' on down there! Does that not bother you?

by Stupidjerkheadface June 17, 2016

Finess Kid

Someone who tends to take someones romantic partner from them; usually for the purpose of taking them for themselves.

Macy is a Finess kid!

by Anya Dillard December 17, 2016

Finesse

The manipulation of a person, situation, or thing.

OR the idea of a fine person, place, or thing.

She finessed your man into liking her!

I finessed your answer.
He finesse!
That art was finesse!

by Definite_terms June 29, 2017