festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.

Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!

by veggieduck September 24, 2006

festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007

mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.

Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival

by Le Driver March 4, 2014

firefly festival

A summer music festival in Dover, Delaware. Filled with old sweaty men on acid, fratboys, and alcohol abuse.

Dude, let's chug some brewskis and mosh to indie at Firefly Festival

by okeydokeys June 30, 2015

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale November 17, 2015

Festival

The preferred term for a Faire. Often used for Renaissance themed events.

Person 1: I had a blast at the Koroneburg Renaissance Faire yesterday!

Person 2: Don't you mean festival?

by RenFan19345 October 16, 2018

festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7

How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts

by pussyslayer6969lol August 8, 2017