Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.

She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.

by legsmalone May 25, 2010

ferretting

when you are buff and have a bigger ego then Kylie Jenner's ass with a massive dick

yo bro your ferretting around

by meefk November 28, 2017

ferret

draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband

harry:where is my ferret

draco:here i am my love

by draco_drarry_malfoy November 16, 2022

Ferreting

When someone doesn’t want a relationship with you, but only wants to keep you for themselves!

Kathy was FERRETING John, while she slept with all his friends!
John was ferreting Denise, even though he had a family with another woman!

by Æither February 26, 2021

Ferreted

The past tense of having have had one's anal opening oiled while sleeping and a ferret being inserted.

Jesus fuck-hole why was I ferreted?

by undying January 9, 2010

Ferretting

The act of patrolling back alleys and sidewalks seeking out specific objects to collect

"I can't find a milk crate anywhere"

"Go ferretting mate, there'll be around"

by Changa26 February 24, 2021

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016