felch

To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.

Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.

by Kevin Carson March 4, 2004

felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

by JD August 17, 2003

feather

a word describing a girl that is intimately unapproachable and socially awkward

"i saw this girl at the party last night, spent all night watching her and when i finally went to talk to her, i found out she was a total feather"

by feather in wonderland May 25, 2009

felch

To suck out semen from an ass, or less commonly from a twat. Also known as the 'mud milkshake', and the 'sludge slider'

'Jeremy was so horny last night, he begged me to give him a sludge slider while going the reach-around'

by Kung Fool June 20, 2005

horse feathers

A politically correct substitute for horseshit.

That is a pile of horse feathers.

by Adam Henry July 14, 2005

sweet feathery jesus

A phrase uttered out of disgust, surprise, awe, etc. Most likely coming about due to the popular idea of angels having wings and therefore having feathers. I'm pretty sure if Jesus had wings they'd be more like a bat's wing rather than feathery but whatever.

First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.

Tommy: How much to get my brakes fixed?
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!

by Butt-nut May 9, 2007

felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

by Kourics March 17, 2010