Fappin

To have a wank (masturbation)

I was fappin my dick in my bed last night

by Gaylad18 June 9, 2018

Flapping Elephant ear

When you are laying under a blanket and fart. You then flap the blanket in the direction of your significant other thus recreating an elephant ear

Last night I farted and used the blanket to elephant ear my boyfriend-this creating a flapping elephant ear

by Shotgun Shawn October 20, 2018

flapping the flag

The act of masturbating

Sorry I missed our meeting, I was flapping the flag.

by JustYourAverageUrban January 15, 2019

Snot flapping

Using your fingers instead of a tissue, then flapping your hands about to launch the snot off them.

I walked in the bathroom and this dude was just snot flapping into the sink!

by Miscusername March 5, 2020

Flapping Lips

When a person snitchs.

That guy bin Flapping Lips ta po-dem

by SkinniT April 6, 2007

Farping

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.

The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.

"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"

"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"

"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"

by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007

Frapping

An elite form of fraping (facebook raping), in which the frapist (or frapper) makes a derogatory rap written in the style of the victim about their life, perhaps including personality quirks, habits and events that have occured to them. Quite literally facebook rapping.

Ideally a frap is performed between very white people, such that it would be highly uncharacteristic for them to ever rap, especially ones with an air of misogyny and vulgarity.

Invented on the 13th of April 2012 in Manchester, England.

The original case of frapping, performed on someone whose forename has been replaced with X and surname Y.

The name is X, but that's Y to you,
I'm the number 2 fencer in Britain; it's true.
With my foil sword I'll bring a flurry of strikes
A hellstorm, an art form out of Surrey, that's right.
People see me in the street and know I'm a daywalker,
Yes I tan 'cause I'm the man; can't kill me with holy water,
I'm a red head, bitch, and that means that I will injure
Everyone and everything that dares to calls me a ginger.
Everywhere I go, bitches be turning to me
and sayin', "X, doth mine fake tits feel real to thee?"
And I be like, bitch please, I don't get what you just asked
I know my name's Y, but I don't come from the past
All I know is you're my bitch, so bring those babies over here
Of course I'm gonna touch your rack, what d'you think I am, queer?
'Cause I'm from the South, bitch, and I work with cars
So all the women I meet want me to take off their bras
It's a step up from Mac Do's, now I'm rolling in hos
This frape was faithfully brought to you by Name of frapper

by AJFR September 18, 2012