by thesubwayrat November 30, 2025
Get the fampous mug.Every Singaporeans' favourite place to shop is at NTUC: The widely-acclaimed National Toilet Urination Center, otherwise known as your local supermarket, defended by the militia of Karens, prepared to coup the store in the event that the prices of Hanoi cabbages be jacked up to $2.99 again, from the current $2.37. (The prices went down after the Treaty of Counter Two, which was the resulting compromise to put a ceasefire to the 53421st NTUC-Karen battle, fought from the eve of Chinese New Year to just after midnight the day after.)
As you attempt to navigate the assimilated colony of the NTUC supermarket, get ready to hold up your palm, rejecting the advances of the aunty who attempts to approach you with samples of new flavours for some Swiss milk no one has heard of. Remember throughout your journey, that for every $30 spent, you get one coupon. Accumulating enough coupons allow you to redeem a fake, knockoff, low-quality frying pan, which can efficiently fry your financial savings.
At the end of your shopping nightmare, get ready to overcome the God-forsaken dilemma of choosing between the self-checkout counter-where you are more than likely to have your counter shut down in the middle of packaging your items, only to be saved by the almighty card in the hands of an NTUC staff-or the cashier counter, where you will be asked if you have a Senior Citizens card (for the elderly, 65 years of age and above) even if you are obviously a teenager (Insult much?)
It is not all fun and games yet, as you will have to treacherously navigate yourself around the old uncle standing in front of the supermarket with the latest issue of Lianhe Zaobao (a local Chinese newspaper).
As you find yourself relieved at the end of such a frightful day, you find yourself having instinctively, yet very precariously tip-toed to avoid all the dirt on the floor. Thank God it is over. You look back at the sign that says, 'NTUC Fairprice,' and you hear yourself muttering, 'Well played. Well played.'
At the end of your shopping nightmare, get ready to overcome the God-forsaken dilemma of choosing between the self-checkout counter-where you are more than likely to have your counter shut down in the middle of packaging your items, only to be saved by the almighty card in the hands of an NTUC staff-or the cashier counter, where you will be asked if you have a Senior Citizens card (for the elderly, 65 years of age and above) even if you are obviously a teenager (Insult much?)
It is not all fun and games yet, as you will have to treacherously navigate yourself around the old uncle standing in front of the supermarket with the latest issue of Lianhe Zaobao (a local Chinese newspaper).
As you find yourself relieved at the end of such a frightful day, you find yourself having instinctively, yet very precariously tip-toed to avoid all the dirt on the floor. Thank God it is over. You look back at the sign that says, 'NTUC Fairprice,' and you hear yourself muttering, 'Well played. Well played.'
by ACTethx December 15, 2020
Get the NTUC Fairprice mug.A 'Shried Frimp Moment' is when you're talking too fast and your mouth can't keep up with your brain so you fuck up English for a hot second and you mix up the first letters of two words.
"'Dude I really want that spot hauce'"
"'SPOT HAUCE????'"
"I MEANT HOT SAUCE DUDE!! I WAS TALKING TOO FAST! I had a Shried Frimp Moment!"
"'SPOT HAUCE????'"
"I MEANT HOT SAUCE DUDE!! I WAS TALKING TOO FAST! I had a Shried Frimp Moment!"
by K4waiiBlackG1rl December 24, 2023
Get the Shried Frimp Moment mug.Deriving from the French phrase Cherchez la femme (Meaning look for the woman), cherchez la faim is used when one is in a state of hunger, famine. It is the new trendy French way of saying J'ai faim (I'm hungry).
by 6-M@N September 11, 2020
Get the Cherchez la faim mug.when a stupid whore gets railed by her ex at FairPlay parking lot during her exs lunch break. Bringing her friends along.
by grocery store June 10, 2021
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