shit faced

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.

I was so shit faced last night

Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club

I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

Two-faced whore

The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.

What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore

by yourtypicalbluntperson February 1, 2015

bus-faced

To get intoxicated on a party bus

That girl is so bus-faced that she puked in her purse.

by BlondeHappens February 12, 2015

two faced slut

your bestfriend that is actually sleeping with your boyfriend

Who did he cheat on you with?
-probably that two faced slut

by yoooidfk1256 November 27, 2015

Dick faced bitch

An ugly bitch

"Cooper yesterday lily told me that she hates you. "

"Whatever man she's a total dick faced bitch!"

by #NGA March 8, 2017

clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 4, 2017

Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.

Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!

by tommybrookes December 1, 2021