facebook

A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.

sally: i just made a facebook!
suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(

suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.

by sarah_oh April 29, 2008

Facebooked

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.

An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 20, 2010

Facebooking

just being on facebook and checking out whats new is called facebooking

-"what did you do today?"

-"I spent all day Facebooking"

by H. Jane July 27, 2008

facebook

this website is meant for UNIVERSITIES and COLLEGES.

it's not meant for fucking ninth graders, or anyone in high school for that matter..

high school kid #1: ahhhhh! facebook is so addictive!!!
high school kid #2: HEHE i know i LOVE it!!!!!!!
university student: Oh god.. what fucking losers. these kids should just stay on myspace.

by poo... November 16, 2006

Facebook

A phenomenon that has become so cliche and preppy that it's much more cooler NOT to be on facebook

Facebook is the equivalent of watching MTV, listening to 50 Cent, and watching reality TV shows

by god April 30, 2005

The facebook

spreading your ass to have a chick toss your salad like your opening a book then put it right in her face as if she were reading that book.

or if she extremely hot, hot enough you could have her facebook you...

That chick was ugly as fuck so rather than have sex with her i gave her the facebook.

or

damn that chick is so hot i would let her facebook me ....

to hot female: Damn your fine you can facebook me anytime

by richard1269 June 08, 2011

facebook

verb: The act of looking at one's facebook profile to find out more information about them.

ex. 1)
Sally: That guy is so hot!
Maggie: I wonder if he's single...
Sally: I don't know, let's facebook him!

ex. 2)
Kaily: I heard Shannon and Jeff broke up last night!
Jessie: Really?! Where did you hear that?!
Kaily: well, I was facebooking him last night and I saw it on his mini-feed.

by kkeellsseeyy April 17, 2007