fucktard

A retarded fuck that won't shut the fuck up. A bastard that is a lady's man but really can't get with anyone. His laugh is like a constipated hippo and when he moves all his blubber jiggles up and down. He thinks he's so cool but no! He acutally is friendless because no body gives a shit about him, not even his own mama. Don't hang out with a fucktard because you know they are really just a piece of shit!

Fucktard: Alex Glover. A red headed retard that needs a slap upside the head. He thinks his dick is hot but there's actually nothing there! Caution, avoid this stalking piece of shit creep othewise he might rape you.

by juicylips123 November 1, 2009

Fucktard

Someone who is undoubtedly, a fucking retarded.

Dude did you see that chick walk into the wall? What a fucktard...

by Evie Shak April 12, 2008

Fucktard

an extremely stupid person. Combination of fucker and retard

Damn it Josh, stop being a fucktard

by iknowsall June 14, 2010

Fucktard

A bit like a Fuckwit, this person cannot grasp the simplest of concepts and ruins everything.

dammit tony you fucktard! you just knocked my steaming cup of coffee all over me!

by MrsFlower October 8, 2008

fucktard

adjective: combination of fucking and retard. see mel gibson

1. Mel Gibson is a fucktard

by hondamx784 July 5, 2009

Fucktard

A fucking retard

The guy who lit his dick on fire was fucktard

by Maui82096 November 27, 2009

FUCKTARD

someone who is a fucker and also acts retarded.

man the dude at the bar is a total fucktard.

by monica dickinson January 18, 2008