I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

“Penis in the foreskin kind of love”

From the sexy little show that the boys call Rick and Morty... Penis in the foreskin kind if love is spoken of. As a vagina owner and more of a no-brim kind of gal, I can't be certain but there is nothing more close and intimate than a penis and its foreskin. There is almost something poetic about the fact the foreskin needs the penis but the penis doesn't need the foreskin and how in the symbiotic relationship the foreskin is ridiculed by many. Just like relationships, one person is always more involved than the other and one person could very well live without that person. However, just like a breakup when the foreskin is removed it's forever. In the moment the love is precious and intimate and will never be forgotten.

I'm sick and tired of all of these hookups. Will I ever get that “penis in the foreskin kind of love”? So warm and cozy... it's all I can think about.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

Gekyumes Foreskin

The magical powers of Lord Young Dagger Dicks son Gekyumes Foreskin is not to be joked about. It brings a dagger dick to who posses the foreskin.

yo bro I ate Gekyumes Foreskin

by Lord and savoir Jah June 5, 2019

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

by kam75xx June 11, 2021

gekyume's foreskin

It is exactly what you think it is

Yo gekyume's foreskin is miles long

by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass February 24, 2019

Burrito Foreskin

Refers to the large part of a burrito fold that contains no beans, meat, or cheese.

I tore off the burrito foreskin and proceeded to enjoy my beef burrito

by Adrian Ulmo November 11, 2007

Squidward foreskin

The term Squidward foreskin Identifes an individuals large ammount of foreskin generally used against asian people with large ammounts of excess skin on there penis which refers to how asians commonly eat squid and watch spongebob.

You: Yo, you got Squidward foreskin?
Asian person: Hell yeah I do, my foreskin is larger than my penis.
You: Seems reasonable

by Yourfellowasianboy October 15, 2022