Fuck Fight

A 2 sided rape. When both parties fight for the dominate sex position.

Jim: I want to be on top!!
Kelly: No, I want to be on top!!
Jim: FUCK FIGHT!!!

by xzybit April 25, 2008

flappy fight

When two gay guys sword fight with their penises.

“Me and bill had a flappy fight yesterday”

“Ur so Fucking gay”

by Aurjdj October 30, 2017

bro fight

fighting a buddy with less aggression than real fights. usually planned and recorded on websites. most of the time, headshots are disallowed

Alexie: yo dude i had a bad day, i need to blow some steam

Erik: wanna bro fight?

Alexie: sure my house later on

by oilfan93 May 28, 2009

dog fighting

the act of pitting two dogs against each other in a desperate struggle for retard fueled dominance

person 1: yo did you see that dog fighting

Person 2: ya man i heard that was michael vicks pit

by yayerrr June 2, 2010

Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

Brillo Fighting

The act of two people with huge bushes having sex.

"I haven't man-scaped in a while, and my girl has a hair diaper, so we were brillo fighting all night.

by tudakilla January 19, 2011

Fighting Junkie

someone who gets a high off of fighting the higher the risks of the fight the better for them. A sub-category of adrenaline junkie

Nonus: "Man you always notice how Arlen's always getting into fights with everyone?"

Sorata: "That's because that nigga's a Fighting Junkie he gets a high off of it"

Arlen: *pops up* "tf you say about me square tf up nigga"

by Tommy two tits May 16, 2020