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Cream Soda Explosion 

The cream soda Explosion is when a man is about to have a origasm inside of a woman and scares her by pretending to have a seizure and then has the origasm while screaming " Cream Soda!" and still shaking.
Woman 1: Man joe was crazy last night in bed, he started shaking and did the deed while screaming.

Woman 2: oh my, he must have done a Cream Soda Explosion on you.
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pee explosion 

When an individual laughs so hard, their stomach squishes on their bladder and the pressure causes pee to shoot out of the belly button.
Hey, I met this dude on omegle.

Really?

Yeah, we talked about a Lady Gaga pizza dress and it was so funny I had a pee explosion!
pee explosion by calilyfe December 30, 2013

Creamy nut explosion

What you get when you tip a seemingly-feminine vietnamese prostitue, who, upon closer inspection is a man dressed in drag.

I payed Tsung-Chin 15 dollars for some fucky-fucky. When She took off her pants, She had a dick and Gave me her Creamy nut explosion all over my New metallica shirt!

Derp Explosion 

When a situation is so derp-tastic (awkward and such) to the point where the moment is so past the extent of derp it is a derp explosion.
Peggy- *jumps off rock*

Sue- you are going to die
Peggy- *survives the fall*
DERP EXPLOSION.

or

A kitty named Maru starts liking male groin, his mother walks in….DERP EXPLOSION.
Derp Explosion by PeggyandSue July 29, 2011

Vaginal Explosion 

When a lady's vagina implodes releases various amount of fluids, some of which can be eaten to dispose of the used sperm which has been left inside the sluts vagina.
My vaginal Explosion caused quite the event at the Baseball game yesterday! One of the players rushed up and ate the aborted sperm.
Vaginal Explosion by LeJoePoe December 10, 2013

ostrich-explosion 

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.
"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"

lord explosion murder 

someone: “why is lord explosion murder so gay”