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Real estate broker

The lowest form of life that has survived evolution. This sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. Their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullshit (due to their habit of talking shit daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.

When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.
A real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force anal sex with the victim after that.
by Magnus E 5 July 2, 2008
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coup d'etat

the machine gun shit you get after a night of drinking and eatint taco truck food, this shit is crucial...imagine a trumpet blowing out ground beef...the bang is definately bigger then the buck
Abdullah: Hey Sarah, whats crackin? why do you look tired so early in the morning?

Sarah: Dude, I was watchin the Cardinals game last night with the homies, we threw down hella beer and then got some mexican food from the TL...that shit did somethin funky to my stomach this morning...my ass took the 15th floor bathroom over this morning, it was like a coup d'etat...i went in there with a machine gun, and came out with no prisoners...it was modern warfare 2 in that motherfucker
by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010
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real estate

The various areas of a person’s body, particularly the “juicy” parts”.
Guy who wants to give a girl a massage: Don't worry, hun... I promise I’ll just touch the “acceptable” parcels of real estate --- when the sign says, “Keep off the grass”, I keep off the grass! (Acknowledgements to Charles Bronson)
by QuacksO November 26, 2011
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Entity

A big hole found deep in trenches shaped like animals
Apparently, someone exlored an entity today!!
by Cleverstar January 26, 2019
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Real estate

A code name for selling drugs, due to the selling of bricks to create a new trap house.
Yo dog, I am in da real estate biz. You looking to view some houses, maybe purchase a couple bricks?
by bigdaddydglenn December 16, 2011
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unknown entity

Some bastard and/or corrupt individual on the internet.
You ever come across one of those "not in the zone" type of people? That's what I am. A person with differing opinions than what the populace sees/believes/whatever. I can be downright mocking(if only subtle) if I feel you're being rude, an idiot or arrogant. I don't take well to niceties. And not because I hate it, but rather get flustered when a compliment is thrown my way. Uh...yeah. Enough, I say. Go away.

Also, apparently someone is already using the pseudonym "Unknown Entity". That jackass.
by Unknown Entity the 2nd December 5, 2013
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entitled american

Someone who feels that because of their race or ethnic group that they are entitled to more from our government than other people.
Entitled American can be Blacks who are voting for Barack Obama just because he is part black, thinking they will get additional entitlements if he is elected President.
by JolietJay October 3, 2008
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