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Ender

Typically the last thing someone says during intercourse before achieving the "Big O". Hilariousness varies from person to person.
*5 minutes after intercourse*
Paul's girlfriend: "Why do you you always shout JIMINY CRICKETS when you climax?"
Paul: "I don't really know, that's just always been my ender!"
by Lil Vince July 2, 2023
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eldeam

There's my Eldeam Patrick. I have no idea if he's on my Dad's or mom's side.
by Master of beargreen August 11, 2023
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career ender

In the American business and corporate world, a career ender is an employee who is in the final stage of his professional career, generally due to his age.

The term frequently has a negative connotation. The implication is that the employee is less interested in career growth than another employee, or that they may be less motivated or energetic. This term frequently is used when evaluating a potential new hire. In certain roles, an ideal fit will be an employee who will be willing to go above-and-beyond, challenge conventions, and easily adapt to changing conditions. Additionally, in many professional fields, the cost of each hire is very high, and the expectation is that the employee will grow and be able to provide much more value over time. A career ender, to contrast, might be reluctant to take on additional risk, and might instead be looking for a static, stable, "cushy" position until his eventual retirement.

In many situations, being a career ender isn't necessarily unacceptable, and many organizations have many career enders. Such an individual might be able to benefit the organization in many ways through his experience alone.

Many people view the label career ender as a form of age discrimination, which is usually illegal in the United States. Therefore, in most institutional and corporate environments, this term is more likely to be encountered behind closed doors, or at smaller firms (such as startups) more likely to engage in illegal discrimination.
The candidate has a strong technical background, and excellent communication skills, but I feel that a career ender is not a good fit for this role.
by Aaron Love September 3, 2016
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Double ended alaskan pipeline

Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.
Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore
by Swoll sensai September 3, 2017
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Rear-Ended Nuke

an Extremely Painful, often spicy feeling Poop
oh god, that was so painful, i just a Total Rear-Ended Nuke there, ahh god it was so painful
by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020
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Right ended

It is when a barber cuts your hair and says ohh that was ended
“You went to the barbers?” “Yeah I got Right ended
by Deminslayer999 June 23, 2021
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Red Ender

When a man’s bellend has a abnormal red hue from too much masturbation.
‘’I jacked off dozens of times recently. I’ve got a pretty bad red ender. I hope nobody sees it.’’
by homerbellerin August 9, 2021
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