Emergency food

Paimon

Paimon: PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD

Traveler: Yes you are…

by EmiImpact March 3, 2022

Sardine Emergency

Something very important that comes up on thursday afternoon so you can miss work on Friday and go to Sevilla and eat sardines instead.

Alvaro will not be in the office today he had a sardine emergency

by Littletwerp May 3, 2008

Word Emergency

When you can't remember or find the word/name you want to say and begin to panic.

Steve: How'd the interview go?
Todd; Not well...
Steve: Why?
Todd: They asked me what qualities I could bring to the job and I had a word emergency.
Steve: Tough Beens

by WhoriskeyBob October 15, 2009

Emergency Coons

Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.

Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.

This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.

Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!

Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!

Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!

by Matthew Hunter April 7, 2008

emree

Flaccid

Emree, she's flaccid.

by Horseweiner August 2, 2017

Accident & Emergency / A&E

Used to descibe an Ass/butt/bum in a sexual context. Named as you should only be sticking it in there if it's an accident or emergency

Herman Dogg: RTJ, did you screw that chick last night?

RTJ Loco: She was on her period so i had to take her up the A & E.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008