Eli

Bigger dick than motherfuckin' big dick Lamar. He's cute. He has a big dick. That's it

Damn I wish your dick was as big as Eli's

by Bigger dick Lamar December 2, 2016

eli

kinda funny and short as crap

you know eli

ya he is short

by 777master777 August 27, 2018

eli

a horrible person all around

"Ughh. There's this guy that's just such a bad person and I hate him soooo much!"
"You must be talking about Eli."

by yourlordandsavior_JOHNCENA October 16, 2018

Eli

a dipshit who is obsessed with girls and is a slime bag, sleaze, shit-faced derp

"Wow that pile of dog shit looks like Eli"

by Doglifefishface October 30, 2017

Eli

Eli is a dumb fuck who juuls too much and gets head from ugly girls.

Eli your so sped.

by Ashy04 December 6, 2018

eli

Hot dude that glowed up

wOoOooOoW lOoK aT eLi

by *breaths* November 1, 2018

Eli

A guy who has the thickest and fattest cock in the whole world. He only fucks Italian Women or Women in Italy

Person 1: Hey bro look its Eli
Person 2: Yeah I heard he has a huge fucking cock
Person 1: Interesting

by ThiccyBoii February 12, 2018