exit-ortion

The retailers practice of trying to extract donations, often for unknown charities, from customers at the checkout -

"would you like to make a contribution to .... today?".

The cashier tried asked for an exit-ortion donation at the checkout.

by bamca July 25, 2017

exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.

The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!

by Javrel January 29, 2019

Wet exit

When you have to quickly leave somewhere because you've peed yourself.

I was having a great time at the party, but I sneezed too hard and had to make a wet exit.

by Ralphnodon February 8, 2019

Aussie exit

Similar to the Irish exit where one leaves a party without saying a word, the Australian exit or Aussie exit entails leaving a party and taking a person with you to have sex before kicking them out early the next morning because you need to catch a flight and leave the country.

Variations of this could include:
Leaving a party and then hitting someone up for sex (tinder/hinge/grinder).
Leaving a party because someone texted you at 2AM to hook up.

J: Damn, I nearly missed my flight because the guy I went home with last night wouldn't wake up.

M: Sounds like you made an Aussie exit!

by MArco333232 November 17, 2023

Belfast Exit

Instead of an Irish exit where you leave without saying goodbye, you drop a massive controversial take to ruin the vibe of the night and then leave alike to bombing the vibes of the night.

“Hey man, how’s it going?”
“Good, but I’m about to do a Belfast Exit”
“Dude, you can’t do that it’s Thanksgiving.”

by PadreGustavo November 19, 2023

Mick exit

A Mick exit is when someone suddenly leave an outing or an event without saying bye to anyone. It is characterized by subtly paying for everyone before leaving.

We were out drinking at a bar and he did a mick exit again. Never saw him leave, we waited and searched for him for 20 minutes before asking the barmaid. She looked surprised and told us he had payed for everyone leaving a 100% tip.

by DefinitionAndExplanation January 3, 2024

Shwank Exit

When you leave and do not say goodbye

“Oh Connor got up without saying goodbye, he did a Shwank Exit”

by connor gabay January 15, 2024