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Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.
“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”
by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021
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Eskimo hug

Rubbing chests from side to side as a way to stay warm in the cooler.
I hope Paul and Paul 2 stay warm in the cooler today. Oh they'll be fine I saw them eskimo hugging.
by Merry Poppins July 2, 2019
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Eskimo salad

first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.
it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.

I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.
by akokay June 2, 2019
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eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.
So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!
by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022
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Eskimo Kiss

When you are performing cunnilingus on a girl and use the tip of your nose to stimulate her clitorus while putting your tongue to other uses
He gave me an eskimo kiss ill never forget - Victor Homewrecker
by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018
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Eskimo pile

When a person masturbates in the bath tub while 5-however many assholes will fit around the rim of the tub and shits on the bather.
Later on my bf an his friends are going to Eskimo pile on me. An Eskimo pile at the end of the day always relaxes me.
by Only my grandpa can touch me January 12, 2017
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Eskimo souffle

When you jizz in a bowl, whip it into a meringue and serve it on top of pie
Your mom: hey baby, what's for desert?
Me: Eskimo souffle. Eat my jizz, bitch
by Dehydratedninja December 16, 2020
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