ear sex

when a weird ass boy thinks it's okay to stick their dick into a girls ear and try to have sex in it. It resembles giving head only in your ear.

KRIS: Why did you stick your penis in my ear?
GLESE: I wanted to have ear sex!

by SHITSME August 5, 2009

ear twist

twisting someone's ear folded or open.

He twisted my ear back and forth

by M. Hansen August 4, 2005

Ear Twinkie

A small "tic tac" sized sphere of skin located in front of the ear. This is common among stubby white boys and AZN males that are superior in kung fu.

Confused Passerby: Hey luke, what's that on the side of your head?

Luke: Oh it's just my ear twinkie

Less Confused Passerby: Wow, thats pretty gross

by C.Wat September 26, 2005

Ear AIDS

A highly contagious desease, spreadible though sound; mostly music. For each individual, catching this desease varies by song or sound. Since most parents are not up-to-date on modern music, they might get Ear AIDS from many hit arists, like Ke$ha, B.o.B, 3OH!3, etc. Kids, on the other hand, are so up-to-date. They might catch Ear AIDS from old artists, like Bruce Springstein, Johnny Cash, Madonna, etc.

WARNING: The number one source for Ear AIDS (Adult, or Child) is Justin Beiber.

Dad: Damnit, son, I told you to turn that shit off! It's giving me Ear AIDS!
Son: STFU, Dad! It's Linkin Park!

Person 1: Awwww, this little girl is such a great singer.
Person 2: OMFG, ITS THAT BEIBER KID! TURN IT OFF! I'M GETTING EAR AIDS HERE!

by Shadow_Caster June 20, 2010

Ear Rape

When you rape someone's ear, usually with a penis.

Man that guy totally stuck his cock in my ear, can you even report ear rape?

by whaahhahaha December 14, 2009

ear orgasm

An experience you get after leaving the pool, or beach. Warm water exits your ear at a random moment giving you that warm orgasmic feeling.

Hey, warm water just came out of my ear. I love ear orgasms.

by hawaiianpower July 19, 2010

Ear Necklace

A necklace made of ears, mostly made during the Vietnam Era, you would cut off ones ears (dead or alive)and when you had enough, tied string through them and wore it as a necklace

My ear necklace is 100% Iraqi

by SocksGonePsycho November 8, 2004