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Uber dyke

n. a female with homosexual tendencies whos has surpassed the rank of padawan lesbian; see also female golfer
"Jody is such an Uber Dyke," thought Jacob when he caught her with her tounge in Carla's snatch.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 21, 2004
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prom dyke

when two girls go to prom together because they cannot find guys to go with them.
"no one asked me to prom, so i'm just gunna go with my friend emili. she's my prom dyke."
by kdrrrgs May 11, 2008
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dykes of 09

The dykey ass chicas of the class of 09, who everyone hates because they are whores.
Those stupid dykes of 09 got mono again.

or

The dykes of 09 showed up at that party without being invited, and drank all the beer.
by the rest of 09 November 10, 2008
mugGet the dykes of 09mug.

dandy dyke

(Also known as a "dapper dyke")

1. A butch lesbian who likes to dress snappy (i.e., bow ties, sweaters, vests, polos, khakis, dress shoes, masculine tuxedos or suits, etc.)

2. A well-dressed masculine lesbian on the borderline of being foppishly fashionable
Wow, that dandy dyke sure knows how to pick out a sweater-tie combo!
by textualharassment August 15, 2011
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Frisco dyke

the butchest, skankiest type of lesbian there is.
"Here's a jimmy joke about yo mama that you might not like...I heard she was a Frisco dyke." -Snoop Dogg
by Nick D April 3, 2003
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Mighty Dyke

A very endangered species only found in New Jersey. The species are going extinct because the species are only female and tends to lick too much carpet to care about the problem. Dykes tend to be hostile nature,not very fast at all and most percent of them have orange hair on top of the cranium.They usually wear glasses to spot squares of carpet from miles away. Their diet usually consist of Slim Jim's,smothered in tobasco sauce. This diet tends to make them extremely horny and seek the nearest carpet or vagina in range of their long tongues.
Matt: Oy! DYKE!
Pat: It's a wild one! VERY RARE! CROIKY!
Kev:Watch as the Mighty Dyke majestically loafs his way around the street. Look at the size of that tongue!
Pat: Croiky! He spotted us! Quick! Use the tranquilizer gun!(shoots,dead on)
Matt: Good shot Winchesta!!!!
by DagoCorp. December 11, 2008
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Dyke Fart

An informal type of flatulence in which a butch lesbian hovers over a suspecting bottom boy; and said bottom boy huffs a fart directly out of her ass! (Usually done out of a sick pleasure or a double dog dare)
Hey Ryan!!! Samantha just took off her riding chaps and is currently hovering over the couch! Be a good woman; get on all fours and huff a dyke fart directly out of her ASS!!
by Badger girl 317 March 18, 2022
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