drop jewels

to teach or educate someone

Midas dropped some jewels on me on how to treat my girl.

by Jolene February 14, 2005

Mustard Drops

The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.

Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

dropping raspberries

Taking a shit that involves a bunch of tiny round turds, aka 'goat shit.'

"After spending four days traveling and afraid to poop, I sat on the toilet for an hour dropping raspberries like it was my job.

by JTerk June 29, 2011

drop rate

The probability that an award will drop from an enemy when killed by a player in most RPG based video games.

"What's the drop rate of that sword"
"It's not that rare about 76%"

by SuburbanDefined January 8, 2016

Drop a Swamp

A bowl movement that begins in a solid state but deteriorates into a liquid state.

"I felt bad for everyone around me when I realized I was dropping a swamp."

"Oh man. Did he just drop a swamp here? I'm using the next one."

by Abnertown July 21, 2012

dropping sliders

When you unintentionally release a less than solid, but still lumpy, bowel movement in an unexpected or a non-ideal location.

I don't think I will be invited back to that hot yoga studio after dropping sliders in the warrior pose.

by Baron Von Wonderbunk April 4, 2017

drop a fatty

An explanation you give to your buddies when you have a real growler in your guts and you're about to give birth to a huge deuce, dump, toilet trout, pinch a loaf, etc.

1st guy, Hey dude where you going? Its not break time yet.

2nd guy, Sorry man. I gotta drop a fatty.

by XXL Petey May 3, 2014