“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson
by BUTT0N February 8, 2021
Get the Doodie Fingermug. by Dummythickdumpy September 25, 2021
Get the Doodymug. by W1ll r0gers March 4, 2017
Get the Doodie Googlemug. When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.
Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022
Get the American Doodymug. When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.
Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"
"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
by LRaiser March 13, 2008
Get the sleeping doodymug. An imaginary coyote that likes to eat little kids alive. Looks similar to Wile E. Coyote in Looney Tunes. You hide from the Cocky Doody by hiding under blankets and staying quiet as possible. It hates the taste of blankets but has the ability to pull a little kid out from under them.
by TommyNoleBuc August 12, 2025
Get the Cocky Doodymug. by nutbustinghomosexual November 25, 2022
Get the Doodie bootymug.