Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 26, 2008

doodieing up

The act of consciously turning something of high quality into something that looks bad, terrible, or like fecal matter.

I'm doodieing up this design because the client wants it and it's the only way this will ever end.

I'm doodieing up my face to go out with my ugly friends.

by doodie dude November 04, 2010

Doodie As

A word founded in Middlesbrough, UK, meaning "cool" or "great"

The gig was doodie as!

by enchantica February 08, 2009

Doody Fingers

Fingers that graze shit when one wipes his or her ass.

Wipe, wipe, graze, graze.....doody fingers.

by 3dPulp May 25, 2012

Doodie nugget

A fucking heinous slur, practically a war crime. This insult has the ability to mentally destroy someone in a way that shouldn't be possible on a mortal plane of existence.

"John is a fucking Doodie nugget."
"Holy shit chill dude all he did was commit mass genocide."

by duderuthless January 18, 2021

oodie doodie

The food is ready

My dad literally 2 seconds ago: opens my door and says oodie doodie

Me: ok so the food is ready :)

by Hi I'm oodie doodie February 13, 2021

doodie doodie

A term of endearment for a pet, baby, baby animal or significant other when you have the urge to squeeze them because they’re so cute and you love them. Usually spoken in baby talk. - I wuv my widdle doodie doodie

Girl: look at my new kitten. He’s only 8 weeks old.

Other girl: Aw wook at dat widdle doodie doodie.

by Doodies July 14, 2022