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hair dresser lap dance.

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.
by CM Punk October 9, 2007
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The Dress

It is said that somewhere in the universe, exists a dress so perfect that when you try it on, you automatically reach enlightenment. It perfectly higlights your curves, lengthens your legs flattens your tummy and makes you look "trendy yet sophisticated" from the moment you put it on. after you find the dress, good luck follows you wherever you go and you will probably marry a rich doctor. Right now, the dress is just an urban legand but you never know, right now as you read this "The Dress" might be hiding inside some store waiting for a lucky woman to find it.
Betty: "I heard that Lauren married a rich doctor and moved to L.A. and is now the fasion editor for Elle magazine!"

Clare:"Yeah, she found The Dress."

Betty:"...ooh lucky bitch!"
by Alli!~! June 20, 2007
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Casually Dressed and Deep in Conversation

The debut album by awesome welsh five piece, Funeral For A Friend. Released on October 13th 2003. This was their first full length after their three EPs, "Between order and Model", "Four Ways To Scream Your Name" and seven ways to scream your name". This was the album that got Funeral their "emo" tag. The track listing is as follows:
1. "Rookie of the Year"
2. "Bullet Theory"
3. "Juneau"
4. "Bend Your Arms to Look Like Wings"
5. "Escape Artists Never Die"
6. "Storytelling"
7. "Moments Forever Faded"
8. "She Drove Me to Daytime Television"
9. "Red Is the New Black"
10. "Your Revolution Is a Joke"
11. "Waking Up (Inside My Own Paralysis)"
12. "Novella". Although two tracks were left off ("10 scene points to the winner" and "you want romance?"),"you want romance?" was later released as a single. This is an absolutely amazing debut and guaranteed to be a favourite.
Novella is the twelfth track on Casually Dressed And Deep In Conversation.
by Red is the new Black January 2, 2006
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window dressing

(n.) window dressing is the act of disguising a loan by taking money in exchange for the use of a business' asset(s). It shows on the financial statements that the company has both the money AND the asset, making the profits much larger when in reality it has restricted or no use of the asset. The extended definition of money laundering puts window dressing into a legal grey area, whereby it is not perfectly legal, but not illegal enough to build a real case against.
Everyone, from large companies trying to improve their profits, to hustlers on the street wanting extra cash in thier pockets is in to window dressing.
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dresser obsessor

Person who obsesses over old ugly nasty dresser, re-vamp and give it new life.
Dresser obsessor paints beautiful vintage dressers.
by Dresser painter September 29, 2018
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dresscode

an increadably stupid thing that the mid-drift natzis at snohomish high school have made up giving us an hour after school detention if we happen to(god forbid
)bare a centimeter of skin in the mid-drift region of the body
"why are you wearing that huge white shirt that says dresscode violater?" "because the principal is a douche bag that doesnt know how to dress!"
by MarleyChik October 5, 2004
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Dress code

1. Sexualizes and objectifies the young body
2. Blames the wearer for the onlookers perceptions/actions
3. Perpetuated rape culture
4. I total BS
Ugh I hate dress code.
by I am a real feminist June 13, 2018
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