"Dude, McDonalds didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wait till I got home and I had a bad case of bum disease"
by KKK is Bae June 11, 2016
Get the Bum diseasemug. by Laz321 July 22, 2018
Get the Horowitz's Diseasemug. Guy 1: "What about this chick?"
Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"
Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"
by CraZforSP November 17, 2014
Get the Disease Piñatamug. A disease spread from person to person through contact that includes freckles to the victim that may spread.
by WiseKookie May 19, 2017
Get the Freckle Diseasemug. Gongaware Disease
Common symptoms of Gongaware Disease include the reduction of waste, curbing costly habits, suppressing instant gratification by means of fiscal self-restraint, seeking efficiency, avoiding traps, defying expensive social norms, embracing free (as in gratis) options, using barter, and staying well-informed about local circumstances and both market and product/service realities.
Gongaware Disease in the context of certain human interaction systems, is a (genetically influenced) philosophy in which one does not trust, or is deeply wary of "expert" knowledge, often from commercial markets or corporate cultures, claiming to know what is in the best economic, material, or spiritual interests of the individual.
There are many different spiritual communities that consider Gongaware Disease a virtue or a spiritual discipline. The Religious Society of Friends and the Puritans are examples of such groups. The basic philosophy behind this is the idea that people ought to save money in order to allocate it to more charitable purposes, such as helping others in need. But, sometimes not. Sometimes just to hide it under the mattress and calling it ‘mine’ is rewarding enough to those afflicted with Gongaware Disease.
There are also environmentalists who consider Gongaware Disease to be a virtue through which humans can make use of their ancestral skills as hunter-gatherers, carrying little and needing little, and finding meaning in nature instead of man-made conventions or religion. Henry David Thoreau expressed a similar philosophy in Walden, with his zest for self-reliance and minimal possessions while simply living in the woods.
Endemic to much of Pennsylvania. Probably Genetic.
Probably infectious. Persons in close proximity to those infected with Gongaware Disease will see a rise in their net worth.
Common symptoms of Gongaware Disease include the reduction of waste, curbing costly habits, suppressing instant gratification by means of fiscal self-restraint, seeking efficiency, avoiding traps, defying expensive social norms, embracing free (as in gratis) options, using barter, and staying well-informed about local circumstances and both market and product/service realities.
Gongaware Disease in the context of certain human interaction systems, is a (genetically influenced) philosophy in which one does not trust, or is deeply wary of "expert" knowledge, often from commercial markets or corporate cultures, claiming to know what is in the best economic, material, or spiritual interests of the individual.
There are many different spiritual communities that consider Gongaware Disease a virtue or a spiritual discipline. The Religious Society of Friends and the Puritans are examples of such groups. The basic philosophy behind this is the idea that people ought to save money in order to allocate it to more charitable purposes, such as helping others in need. But, sometimes not. Sometimes just to hide it under the mattress and calling it ‘mine’ is rewarding enough to those afflicted with Gongaware Disease.
There are also environmentalists who consider Gongaware Disease to be a virtue through which humans can make use of their ancestral skills as hunter-gatherers, carrying little and needing little, and finding meaning in nature instead of man-made conventions or religion. Henry David Thoreau expressed a similar philosophy in Walden, with his zest for self-reliance and minimal possessions while simply living in the woods.
Endemic to much of Pennsylvania. Probably Genetic.
Probably infectious. Persons in close proximity to those infected with Gongaware Disease will see a rise in their net worth.
"He has Gongaware Disease"
Girl #1 "My boyfriend took me to the Costco for Pizza, and he used a coupon!"
Girl #2 "He must have Gongaware Disease, there is no cure for that."
Girl #1 "My boyfriend took me to the Costco for Pizza, and he used a coupon!"
Girl #2 "He must have Gongaware Disease, there is no cure for that."
by Dr. N. Carolina February 28, 2008
Get the Gongaware Diseasemug. Characteristics ascribed to a princess; such as having a high opinion of one’s self, imperious or haughty behavior, eating disorders, a desire for wealth, material goods, or a financially secure marriage. Usually one's own attempt to raise their self-confidence.
Person A: Ugh, all she cares about is money and looks!
Person B: Yeah man, definitely a case of princess disease.
Person B: Yeah man, definitely a case of princess disease.
by ihaveprincessdisease May 20, 2011
Get the princess diseasemug. A painful inflammation of the scrotum, caused by a fungus resulting from poor hygiene. Also known as "Rancid Nutsack".
Some professionals insist that it is NOT caused by poor hygiene, but by poor mental processes, as exhibited by members of the Tea Party.
Some professionals insist that it is NOT caused by poor hygiene, but by poor mental processes, as exhibited by members of the Tea Party.
by Tomhere July 22, 2010
Get the Breitbart's Diseasemug.