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Dipping Sonar

Whilst giving birth to an almighty stool, it enters the water of the toilet bowl and the integrity of the turd is maintained (no snap) until the bowel is evacuated. This is due to the consistancy of the log which is most likely made up of digested pork ribs with a mallasess based sauce and a pint or three of Guinness. An important phenomena is also at play, when the nard enters the water, the submerged portion of the cable becomes weightless which enables the turd to continue and reach maximum length. The cable must be maintained within a certain angle (8.5 degrees) in order to avoid cert snap.
This act resembles the use of a Dipping Sonar Array employed by Naval Anti Submarine Helicopters.
Dave, Loc and Adrian smashed a German pork knuckle, 15 beers, gelato and 5 rums. The next morning, in the Hilton Hotel room, Loc was in peril and screamed that he was doing a Dipping Sonar, Adrian asked if the cable was within limits!
by Triller1 March 3, 2016
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dipping and chiming

What you call it when someone is eavesdropping on your conversation and offer advice that is not requested. It is usually a means to get them introduced into your conversation.
Bernice: So, Mike finally brought up us having a baby! I am so happy!
Bertha: That is so wonderful! Do you think he'll cut back on his work hours to be a daddy?
Waitress: Well, if you ask me, I wouldn't have a child with a man who thinks his job is more important than his family, honey.
Bernice: Who the fuck asked you - Honey? Mike is my pimp and I'll do whatever he tells me. Now fetch me some more coffee. I like it black!
Bertha: Me too! And stop dipping and chiming like a spoon and a bell - Bitch!!
by von groovy June 11, 2017
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ketchup dispenser

Abbreviation for Vagina, but is used more as a gross term than good.
Her ketchup dispenser is on its rags again.

Its that time of the month for the ketchup dispenser.
by Joe Blogggs October 30, 2006
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willy dipper

a willy dipper is a man who likes to dunk his penis into a cup of coffee then be given oral
man1 "hey baby fancy given me head?"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"
by grace oblong March 10, 2011
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Boner Dispenser

someone with the raw sexual magnatism of a lust filled dynamism equating to the walking orgasm inspiration
Guy 1 : dude she is such a boner dispenser!
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....
by AmyIsABonerDispenser July 28, 2011
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Shampoo Dipping

An activity that most boys 12-14 partake in when they are bored. They place their extremely small penis inside a shampoo bottle for pleasure. However, I don't know what kind of person would do this,OR has the penis small enough for it either. But you know, it's a life choice I guess.
Seth was Shampoo Dipping today and got his small cock stuck inside and had to call for help
by The Shampoo Dipper July 8, 2012
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